So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm too high and old for this...
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