I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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