the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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