I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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