is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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