I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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