I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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