sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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