shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Congratulations! We have a period
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