When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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