I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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