do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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