yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
