He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i dont even know how to be here
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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