I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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