She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
