So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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