Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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