Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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