He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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