I must be too annoying 4 u.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The beer is more important than you right now.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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