PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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