Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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