He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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