I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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