she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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