I want to stick my p in your. b.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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