garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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