It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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