its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
God, I missed his penis.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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