I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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