i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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