i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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