bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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