That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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