How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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