I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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