last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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