Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's