I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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