He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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