I hate all girls vehemently.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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