im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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