I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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