you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Randomize
