So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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