I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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