I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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