another moral hangover. fuck.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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