k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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