god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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