You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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