so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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